I don’t like it when my boyfriend isn’t here by my side.
It makes me feel lonely.
I hate when I wake up and he’s not here.
And I hate it when I go to sleep and he’s not here either.
i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
(Source: bubbley-boo, via 70lbstothin)
Seattle Slutwalk 2012, Sunday Sept. 9th!
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i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
This is literally the cutest thing. I’m dying. I need to go watch something horrendous to cure me.
Honestly. He’s just too cute. Look at how adorable this man is.
(Source: teambeentohell, via candylane)
I can’t wait to get home to my boyfriend and his/ my sort of doggy.
who gonna wash those sheets??????????/
this is super hot and super unsanitary all at the same time
(via ism0k3weed)